Developed World Dilemma-TION

What hat to take presents an extremis of anxieties and them Haute Coutures!

1. Bertie Higgins - grandpa's punting apparel, Aye done me dough though 
2. La Grange - America on the wane but nothing says "Forget the Alamo" like this
3. IXTLAN Brujo speciale- mystical, strange and total bullshit
4. The Breton Fish Molester - evokes aroma of herrings and sheep dags
5. Nathaniel Imperial - Another time another place in some foreign suit forever...
6. The Major Barbara - Stiff upper lips and other perversions